No, this is not a case of inaccurate product information, but something much more dire. The rookie explorer Phoebe has expanded her wanderings from the colossal terrain of the couch and disappeared into the wild unchartered territories of Hilton. Please help us get her home, her absence disturbs the equilibrium and everything is topsy-turvy. Due to her inexperience in travel, it is uncertain whether or not she knows where Steers is to fill her tummy, and her good nutrition is of the utmost importance.
She lives at 500 Celtis Road, and we can be contacted on 082 453 2929/033 343 3879. Alternately, if she is found by you, gracious Samaritan, the two vets in Hilton can also be kindly used as drop-off points.
PS Don't bother calling her by name, she only answers to bugle calls and the Carte Blanche intro song.